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Post by Rude on Jan 21, 2006 14:10:16 GMT -5
i thought this was too funny to pass up. its off of the wizards board. a thread called 101 ways to piss off your DM. yes, they are in the thousands now.....
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Kain
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Post by Kain on Jan 24, 2006 17:31:49 GMT -5
That thread needs to be banned and blown up for every one thing they have in it. So that's one thousand times it needs to be blown up.
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Reno
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I can't have you do that. No one gets in the way of Reno and the Turks...
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Post by Reno on Jan 25, 2006 1:43:13 GMT -5
That's a hell of a lot of explosives.
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Post by Rude on Jan 25, 2006 22:19:22 GMT -5
850. Multiple Personality Disorder. Create a large number of characters to use. They all must be of the same race and physical description. All of them should (perferrably) be of different classes, stats, and personalities. Number them. Roll to see which personality is the dominate one. Play that character as if they have no memories of anything any of the other personalities have done. Reroll for a different personality at a set interval, random intervals, or for real fun, every failed roll.
851. To be used with #850: Insist that the DM keep track of all personalities' XP seperately from each other. Each personality only gets XP for things that occurred when that personality was active.
852. To be used with #851: Don't tell the DM when you switch personalities, or which personality you switched to.
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Reno
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I can't have you do that. No one gets in the way of Reno and the Turks...
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Post by Reno on Jan 26, 2006 0:30:38 GMT -5
And now I'm very glad that I didn't let you play a Thakwaash in Star Wars.
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Post by Rude on Jan 27, 2006 20:55:31 GMT -5
and thats why i posted it.....
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