Reno
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I can't have you do that. No one gets in the way of Reno and the Turks...
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Post by Reno on Nov 1, 2005 2:49:54 GMT -5
We've all seen movies that are intentionally bad or stupid, and therefore funny as hell. So what are some of the ones you've seen? Please give a short description along with the name, so we know what you're talking about.
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter - It's exactly what it sounds like. Jesus comes back from the dead in 2000 or so, and finds that the small Canadian town in which he has awakened is overrun with vampires. So after a quick shave and a wardrobe update, Jesus takes to the streets with some badly choreographed kung fu action and whups some vampire tail. When things get too tough for him to handle, he flies down to Mexico and recruits the legendary masked wrestler El Santos to help him in the fight. The whole movie looks to have been made on a $5 budget, and it's absolutely hilarious from start to finish.
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Post by fenris on Nov 1, 2005 3:04:25 GMT -5
I'm going to have to put some thought into this one.
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Post by Arkhon Arkhozh on Nov 1, 2005 3:11:18 GMT -5
With Svengoolies help Chud was very good.
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Post by fenris on Nov 1, 2005 3:55:54 GMT -5
Svengollie made Santa Claus Conqures the Martians a movie I could sit thorugh.
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Post by bluecommander on Nov 1, 2005 16:27:58 GMT -5
I enjoy the Arnold Schwartzenager classic 'Commando'. Arnolds daughter played by young alyssa milano is taken by rebels from like south america. So arnold is supposed to kill some government leader or she'll be killed. Sucks to be these guys cause arnold is about to go crazy on all of them and hardly ever get hurt the entire movie. A great film experience
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Reno
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Post by Reno on Nov 2, 2005 1:55:57 GMT -5
With Svengoolies help Chud was very good. Svengollie made Santa Claus Conqures the Martians a movie I could sit thorugh. Tell us a bit about these movies. Then there's Sars Wars, an import from Thailand that was probably made on a fairly small budget, though it has some special effects so maybe not. Billed as "Star Wars meets Dawn of the Dead," this movie begins when a schoolgirl is kidnapped and held for ransom. Her father hires one of the main characters (whose name I don't know because I don't think they said it) to rescue her. After some coercion (in the form of tickling) he agrees to send his student to rescue him. The student finds that they've holed up in this apartment building. Unfortunately, the building has been infected with Sars Virus #4, which turns people into zombies and is spread by fluid contact. So he ends up having to fight off legions of zombies, in very comical action.
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Post by fenris on Nov 2, 2005 3:18:46 GMT -5
I don't remember much of Santa Claus Conqures the Martioans other than the fact the martians looked god awful and Santas laugh seemed to frighten the children.
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Post by fenris on Nov 2, 2005 3:23:19 GMT -5
Now what was so bad it was funy was Hercules In New York. Hercules comes down to earth against the wishes of Zeus. Now in this move Hercules and Zeus habve thier Greek names while all the other gods have the Roman names. So anyway long story short Hercules comes down to earth gets into al ot of crazy misadventures since he dosen't know squat about earth and eventually goes home. Arnold Schwartzenager's first move so his english sucked and because of that they dubbed over his voice. Then there's the lines that are so bad their funny. It's so bad I hated it the first time I seen it but after the second time I thought it was really funny.
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Post by General Zod Von Doom on Nov 3, 2005 5:09:43 GMT -5
These sorts of movies are what I live for and constantly add to my ever hrowing collection of must have flicks -------------------------------------- Surf Nazis Must Die!
A real classic brought to you by Troma Films, the makers of The Toxic Avenger, Class of Nuke 'Em High, Kabuki Joe, and many other good humor filled B-movies chock full of biolence and innuendo..
From the back of the box~
"Sometime in the near future...the gorgeous California coastline has been destroyed by earthquakes, and the beaches have been taken over by ruthless gangs! Only one person has the power to stand up to the Surf Nazis: Leroy's Mama! The beaches have become battlefields...the waves are a war zone...and Surf Nazis Must Die!!"
God, I love this film...you just can't beat good entertainment..
I'm sure I'll have more equally awesome titles to grace you folks with on later dates...time to go play a game and eat another tamale
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Post by fenris on Nov 3, 2005 14:47:23 GMT -5
That really does sound bad.
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Post by General Zod Von Doom on Nov 3, 2005 19:36:14 GMT -5
Oh yes, but it's so good...would I lie to you?
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Post by fenris on Nov 3, 2005 20:03:02 GMT -5
So far I can say you haven't. So its something worth checking out.
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Post by Arkhon Arkhozh on Nov 3, 2005 20:06:19 GMT -5
If its anything like the Soup Nazi it would have to be good.
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Post by fenris on Nov 3, 2005 20:09:23 GMT -5
There's always Yellowbeard. I haven't seen the whole movie just the best buts but just know this its got Cheech & Chong plus the monty Python guys in it.
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Post by Arkhon Arkhozh on Nov 3, 2005 20:11:58 GMT -5
I own the offcial tape of that so I can provide it.
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