Funny movie/tv Christmas quotes

[Kain]

I don't know if this will work as expected but being that Christmas is on its way, how about posting some funny or just plain weird quotes from Christmas movies or tv shows. Provide what movie or show it's from and who says it. Here is my example.

It's from the movie "Jingle All the Way" with Arnold Schwarzenegger:

Some Random Mother: "Get away from my kid you pervert."

Schwarzenegger: "I am not pervert, I was just looking for Turbo Man doll."

[fenris]

I like The Santa Clause and my favorite quote from that is the whole thing where Tim Allen screams out he sleeps naked and that woman walks by.

[Reno]

Well there's always the famous "You'll shoot yer eye out, kid" from the movie A Christmas Story. Commonly considered a Christmas classic even though I didn't care for it much.

[fenris]

There's the Home Alone movies and I mean the real ones. God knows those are full of funny quotes especally the second one.