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Post by General Zod Von Doom on Nov 10, 2005 2:09:09 GMT -5
Hm...wasn't me...been busy all day..
Looks like someone else unknown snatched it before I could
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Post by Arkhon Arkhozh on Nov 10, 2005 2:12:25 GMT -5
Somehow I dont think thats a good a movie in the visual department. Also I can't imagine those deaths are pleasant to look at. I don't like ends that involve the crotch. Much like a certain wish made by the lawyer in the Wishmaster.
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Post by General Zod Von Doom on Nov 10, 2005 2:16:16 GMT -5
I'm sure I've probably seen it before...it's just been so long, and seen so many things since
I have about a dozen things in my collection that still havent been seen yet, for one reason or another
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Post by Arkhon Arkhozh on Nov 10, 2005 2:18:57 GMT -5
Perhaps you blocked it out of your head from being scary. thats just me. fooling around with the crotch isnt for me.
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Post by Reno on Nov 13, 2005 17:46:35 GMT -5
Today I watched a cheesy little martial arts spoof named Kung Phooey. It's in a similar vein as movies like Kung Pow! and Kung Fu Hustle, but much lower budget. Maybe not as low as Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, but definitely low budget.
A young man named Art Chew (bless you!) from the Shur-Li Temple comes to the States looking for the Magic Peach of Eternal Youth, which was stolen from the temple some time ago. He befriends Waymon, a Chinese man who is ashamed of being Chinese and tries to be more "American" and Roy Lee, a black man who thinks he's the reincarnation of Bruce Lee, even though he can't fight worth a d**n.
Waymon's uncle Wong runs a Chinese restaurant which serves as Art Chew's base of operations as he looks for the Peach. Wong is the "stereotypical Chinese restaurant owner" in that he speaks with a bad accent, is non-confrontational, and is a terrible driver. When pressured about it, he insists that he can't break the stereotype or he'll lose his role in the movie.
It turns out that the Peach is located in the restaurant run by Helen Hu, who is also searching for the Peach. Her henchmen One Ton, Lo Fat and Non Fat are MSG pushers who sell it as if it were a drug, and when they discover the Peach hidden in the wall of the restaurant a bunch of badly choreographed but extremely hilarious action ensues as Art and his pals try to get it back. They enlist the help of Sue Shee, a dancer in Helen Hu's restaurant, to get them in.
This movie is so awful that it's great. I can't name all the silly jokes in the movie but suffice to say it's a lot like Kung Pow in the type of humor involved.
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Post by Arkhon Arkhozh on Nov 14, 2005 14:13:43 GMT -5
Sounds like my kind of movie.
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Post by leviathan on Nov 14, 2005 18:40:18 GMT -5
team america is a good one it is so bad i had to go out and buy it the day it came out
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Post by Reno on Dec 23, 2005 1:20:03 GMT -5
For some time now I've known about a movie called Killer Klowns from Outer Space, but I've never seen it. Saw this movie today. It's DEFINITELY awful in all the right ways. ;D It's hilarious to see clowns shooting people with lasers that turn them into big blobs of cotton candy. It's even more hilarious to see one clown put on boxing gloves and knock someone's head clean off. More hilarious still to see a clown kill a crowd of people with a shadow puppet. But the BEST part of all is the fact that all the clowns talk like Ewoks. Oh, and the music is great too. My only problem with Killer Klowns from Outer Space is that there is absolutely no explanation whatsoever about the clowns. No idea why they kill people, where they came from (other than outer space), no indication that there's any sort of method to their madness. Worst of all, the movie itself points out this flaw by having one of the characters ASK the others about it! All in all, still a fun watch though. ;D
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Post by bluecommander on Aug 1, 2006 10:11:24 GMT -5
I saw an old kiefer sutherland/ sandra bullock movie called 'the vanishing', as in in the process of vanishing. What a bad movie and yet I could not help but sit and watch it. Any reason to get keifer to yell and scream makes for a good show, I say. So if you enjoy that, then watch this movie and see what diane went threw.
P.S. if you don't get that last line then you obviously haven't seen it yet
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