Reno
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Post by Reno on Feb 18, 2007 2:22:13 GMT -5
Yeah, I stole it from Fraternity of Shadows. Sue me. But they stole it too, so it's okay.
Here's how it works:
Grant the wish of the person above you, but with a twist. Then wish for something yourself!
For example:
Person #1 says: I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow
Person #2 says: Granted. You're fired.
I wish I had more money.
etc. etc.
I'll start it off:
I wish I had a new car.
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Post by black heart on Feb 18, 2007 3:32:50 GMT -5
granted!
*smashes your car with a bulldozer*
now you have to buy a new one.
i wish there was world peace.
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Kain
Monarch of Nosgoth
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Post by Kain on Feb 18, 2007 12:38:36 GMT -5
Granted!
*Steals several nukes and bombs the nuts out of the planet.*
No more people around. How peaceful.
FYI this reminds me of the old Twisted Metal video games. No matter who won their wish was always twisted into something bad.
I wish I didn't have to go to school anymore.
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Post by Rude on Feb 18, 2007 16:17:56 GMT -5
Granted!
You are falsely accused for murder and thrown in jail.
I wish i had a garage
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Reno
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Post by Reno on Feb 19, 2007 4:13:21 GMT -5
Granted!
But it's in Japan, and you only get to work on Hondas and Toyotas.
I wish I owned the Power 9.
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Kain
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Post by Kain on Feb 19, 2007 11:07:46 GMT -5
Granted!
Unfortunately they are all in very poor condition and taped together, pretty much rendering them unusable.
I wish it was May.
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Reno
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Post by Reno on Feb 19, 2007 14:39:09 GMT -5
Granted!
You wake up and find out that it's May of 2017. You've missed the entire last ten years, you have no job and no money because anything you had has gone toward expenses over the time you were out. Due to your absence you've also lost touch with just about everyone you knew.
I wish I was a millionaire.
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Post by Rude on Feb 20, 2007 21:46:54 GMT -5
Granted!
Your belongings are valued at over 1 millions dollars......Too bad its a million dollars worth of thongs for 300 pound men
I wish i had more free time.
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Reno
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Post by Reno on Feb 21, 2007 3:03:47 GMT -5
Granted!
You flunk out of school, lose your job, your girlfriend now hates you, and none of your friends ever want to hang out. You have absolutely no demands on your time.
I wish I was the President.
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Post by black heart on Feb 21, 2007 14:12:18 GMT -5
granted!
you are now G.W. Bush, junior
i wish i had some ice cream
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Reno
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Post by Reno on Feb 21, 2007 22:12:08 GMT -5
Gah! Kill me now!
Anyway, granted!
You find a quart of Ben & Jerry's Kahlua Amaretto in the back of your freezer (that flavor was discontinued for a REASON!)
I wish the new video game systems weren't so expensive.
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Post by Rude on Mar 18, 2007 19:38:58 GMT -5
Granted!
They are down to 15 dollars per system, but they only work for 30 seconds at a time. if you are good, you might be able to get through one quick game of pong....
i wish i wasn't so tired!
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Reno
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Post by Reno on Mar 20, 2007 0:16:26 GMT -5
Granted! You take a bunch of pep pills that are contaminated with some chemical that makes them 100 times as effective, and you don't sleep for two weeks straight. Lacking the proper amount of rest needed to rejuvenate itself, your body takes heavy strain and you end up in the hospital for a month. And thanks to your taking the pep pills, any insurance you have won't cover your stay.
I wish I could find a job that has great pay and lets me work whatever hours I want.
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Post by Rude on Mar 20, 2007 22:31:45 GMT -5
Granted!
you are once again the president.
I wish i could think of better things to respond with in this thread
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Post by black heart on Mar 20, 2007 23:06:57 GMT -5
Granted! You take a bunch of pep pills that are contaminated with some chemical that makes them 100 times as effective, and you don't sleep for two weeks straight. Lacking the proper amount of rest needed to rejuvenate itself, your body takes heavy strain and you end up in the hospital for a month. And thanks to your taking the pep pills, any insurance you have won't cover your stay. I wish I could find a job that has great pay and lets me work whatever hours I want. you are now a man-sleeper in boystown, have fun with the AIDS. now for chris. you are now me. (hehehe) i wish my truck worked.
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