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Post by uriel on Feb 27, 2006 11:27:26 GMT -5
Hehehe... ;D Good one, Reno. Actually that plan doesn't sound that bad. Some people say that even the worst and the most cruel person in the world needs to be loved...I don't know about psychos though...
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Post by uriel on Feb 27, 2006 11:31:29 GMT -5
Maybe the first/second paragraph below applies to you...better not Friendship Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
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Post by Kain on Feb 27, 2006 14:44:24 GMT -5
hehe thats funny.
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Post by Reno on Mar 4, 2006 3:57:07 GMT -5
This is actually an away message I saw:
Heaven is where...the police are British, chefs are Italian, mechanics are German, lovers are French and everything is organized by the Swiss. Hell is where...the police are German, chefs are British, mechanics are French, lovers are Swiss and everything is organized by the Italians.
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Post by fenris on Mar 9, 2006 11:16:44 GMT -5
Found this online somewhere. I forget where I just recently found it in one of my saved documents.
So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away fron work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available. You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available. With a 1 hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave. This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days. We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!
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Post by fenris on Mar 9, 2006 11:21:01 GMT -5
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that the Lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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Post by Arkhon Arkhozh on Mar 9, 2006 17:46:50 GMT -5
Both of those are very funny.
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Post by Kain on Mar 10, 2006 11:57:53 GMT -5
Hehe those are great. I heard the second one before but not the first.
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Post by uriel on Mar 22, 2006 22:46:05 GMT -5
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Post by uriel on Mar 22, 2006 23:08:52 GMT -5
Gimme a kiss!!!
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Post by uriel on Mar 22, 2006 23:20:12 GMT -5
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Post by uriel on Mar 22, 2006 23:22:31 GMT -5
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Post by Arkhon Arkhozh on Mar 22, 2006 23:34:02 GMT -5
Those cat ones are great.
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Post by uriel on Mar 22, 2006 23:41:08 GMT -5
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Post by uriel on Mar 22, 2006 23:45:56 GMT -5
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